Monday 8 February 2010

Picky tramps, repetitive c units and finally....!!

So finally it appears the day of reckoning is upon me as I should be signing the lease on the pub tomorrow, very excited about it and with a bit of luck we will be opening on Saturday 13th February with a huge bang. The Box of Frogs are coming to play live and it will be an absolutely amazing night so get your bad selves there!!

I went to KFC the other night and passed a homeless man outside who coined the inevitable line..."got any spare change?" I didn't at the time so continued into KFC and got my food, as i was ordering I thought I would be extra nice and buy some food for the fella outside. I bought a BBQ roller thingy (basically a small twister with BBQ sauce) and with a sense of pride stepped outside to give the man his treat. I handed him the little bag and he proceeded to thank me but also informed me.......He is a fucking vegetarian.......!!

I have been learning more about how to set up my blog page so now you will see at the top links to The Cross Keys Twitter and Facebook pages and have now added my Xbox live gamercard to the sidebar, more random shit will appear soon as I find stuff to put on!

As I'm writing this, motherfucking Gavin from motherfucking Autoglass has just motherfucking appeared on my motherfucking TV.......cunt!!

The mighty LFC beat Everton 1-0 after being reduced to 10 men with only 35 mins gone in the game, Everton eventually had someone sent off despite playing all 90 minutes with the referee on their team (cynical and Kev would strongly disagree but fuck it...) Now to beat Arsenal on Weds night and forget 4th place we could easily make 3rd!!

Staying with football (or at least players) I want to comment on John Terry and his indiscretions, I have heard arguments saying whatever he has done shouldn't affect being captain, also the flip side where people think he should be banned. I personally feel as captain he has a larger responsibility than just on the field and I think Capello made the right choice to take the captaincy off Terry....but then he gave to an injury prone drug cheat!! I don't care how biased it is, Gerrard is the logical and natural choice, however this could all have been a moot point if Terry could have kept it in his pants!!

What the fuck........the Autoglass advert has just been on again.....cunts!!!

I've just realised that tonight is my last night of being unemployed....shit!!

Peace,

Marcus.

P.S. Remember Sat 13th February opening night at The Keys!!

6 comments:

  1. "I went to KFC the other night and passed a homeless man outside who coined the inevitable line..."got any spare change?" I didn't at the time so continued into KFC and got my food, as i was ordering I thought I would be extra nice and buy some food for the fella outside. I bought a BBQ roller thingy (basically a small twister with BBQ sauce) and with a sense of pride stepped outside to give the man his treat. I handed him the little bag and he proceeded to thank me but also informed me.......He is a fucking vegetarian.......!!"

    Just don't believe you Marcus, you were fully aware of his eating habits and proceeded, with a wicked grin on your face, to think 'what would wind this trampster up the most'... erm... ah... chicken (with a whiff of barbecues - the devils place of any veggie).

    We cured homelessness in episode 3 anyway, so he was clearly pretending - so good on yer lad!

    Also good luck with the opening, ill pop in when I'm in North Wales.

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  2. Oh, and I see Dom is your preferred choice from the Podcast Four with his blog link all finely placed on the side!!! I might be a cunt, but Gavin gets more of a mention and plug than me? I reckon you have got shares in Autoglass and this is a reverse cuntology ploy!

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  3. Right Mr George, blog listed on the side bar all neatly with dom's!! reverse cuntology....I like it, I may steal it for future blogs!!

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  4. Shares bought in Autoglass. Link placed on my blog; hope you like the link title...

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  5. Haha...love it, cheers pal...

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